Randomness!!!~

May 22

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largebeard:

foodchewer:

*hides good snacks from family members*

(via escaprfromhellbitch)

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May 15

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(Source: 5amsquatch, via youjustgotsconed)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

its-kili:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

teruteruhanamura:

im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK

IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT

LORD FUCKWAD

HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST

SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT

EMBRACE THE ACCENT

Actually I got this when I was a kid because my dad could never stop laughing about Lord Farquaad. Eventually, he started using it as an insult and everything clicked.

oh-wait-its-moosey:

deanwinchesterwantsthecass:

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesp8nny:

“Don’t you cry no more”

is a double negative

we are meant to cry

sneaky, kansas

very sneaky

that’s why it’s the anthem of supernatural

that’s why it’s the anthem of supernatural

(via crouchingsavagehiddenhyneman)

nintendofunclub:

speedwagonfoundation:

theboywhofangirled:

volvata:

“you cant wear spaghetti straps to school because boys cut them with scissors or snap them”

so instead of teaching boys not to do that you police girls’ wardrobes

ok

Wait since when do guys do this

are you KIDDING me rn

(via crouchingsavagehiddenhyneman)

• me every year before school starts: maybe this is the year ill walk into a stray room and meet a host club